Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...