Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Politically correct seasons greetings
POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...