Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...