The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...