The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...