Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...