Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...