What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...