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Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Quote on Monica
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Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Ready for Parenting? Find out!
Here’s a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
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