Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor…
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager...