What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
What causes people to have arthritis?
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Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...