Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
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Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
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Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...