An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...