Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...