Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...