Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...