An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...