In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...