Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...