Someone stole things from me
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New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...