Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Japan’s quality standard
|This speaks a lot about the Japanese quality standards and also cultural misunderstandings. They’re...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.