A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real....
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...