Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.