How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...