Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...