Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...