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mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...