Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...