What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...