There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
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May I speak to the conductor
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Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
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It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
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Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...