Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Top 10 McGreevey jokes
TOP 10 McGreevey jokes…. 10 NJ state bird – swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...