Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...