The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...