Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
The World’s Shortest Books
The World’s Shortest Books25. “My Plan To Find The Real Killers” by O.J. Simpson24....
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...