The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...