How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
This wife is too jealous
|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
Politically Correct Little Red Riding HoodThere once was a young person named Little Red...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...