Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.