Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
a mean looking woman
|Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...