Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...