A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...