Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...