OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!