Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...