Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT