Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...