Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.