You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...