Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...