Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
The Technologically Challenged
The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there’sstill...