Things not to say during sex!
Things Not To Say During SexGirls shouldn’t say:You woke me up for that? Do...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...